hips-like-horan:

inonedirectionselevator:

harrygivesmeladyboners:

snugglewithmehoran:

simplepayne:

memoriestodelete:

how-1derful-life-is:

1deeforme:

i-went-one-direction:

sh0w-me-your-colours:

I am a guy fan, & I would fall crying. I love Niall.

I would just die.

i wouldnt exist.

YOU DON’T KNOW-OH-OH, YOUR MATH SKILLS ARE TERRIBLE!
Other than that I wouldn’t fall on the floor, I’d fall off a cliff.

OH OH, ITS REALLY KIND OF PITIFUL

are you kidding. i would jump off a cliff.

YOUR MATH DOESNT ADD UP BRO

People are really bad at math lol but yeah.

I’m sorry I can’t get over the math part of this…and I thought my math skills were terrible
I would be crying for weeks


Neither. I’m part of the -10% that is too distracted by your lack of basic addition.

hips-like-horan:

inonedirectionselevator:

harrygivesmeladyboners:

snugglewithmehoran:

simplepayne:

memoriestodelete:

how-1derful-life-is:

1deeforme:

i-went-one-direction:

sh0w-me-your-colours:

I am a guy fan, & I would fall crying. I love Niall.

I would just die.

i wouldnt exist.

YOU DON’T KNOW-OH-OH, YOUR MATH SKILLS ARE TERRIBLE!

Other than that I wouldn’t fall on the floor, I’d fall off a cliff.

OH OH, ITS REALLY KIND OF PITIFUL

are you kidding. i would jump off a cliff.

YOUR MATH DOESNT ADD UP BRO

People are really bad at math lol but yeah.

I’m sorry I can’t get over the math part of this…and I thought my math skills were terrible

I would be crying for weeks

Neither. I’m part of the -10% that is too distracted by your lack of basic addition.

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Cats are satanic

So I’m siting in my room and decide to look out my window and I see a flipping cat staring at me. My room is on the second story. A cat climbed my house to stare into my room. It probably watches me sleep at night. I’m officially naming it Edward.

laugh-all-night:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

(Source: blainiacs)

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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: olvidare)

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One day I am going to legalize owning a hedgehog in California. Or just smuggle one in, whichever comes first.

One day I am going to legalize owning a hedgehog in California. Or just smuggle one in, whichever comes first.

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